It took 3 days to go from windows updates to failed updates to drive errors. Both drives are encased in a metal box at the bottom of the tower with the PSU inside the same cramped space so since I can't physically troubleshoot them I guess I'll be returning this doorstop.
Rating: 
[5 of 5 Stars!] 
.jpg "HP EliteDesk 705 G4 Desktop, AMD Ryzen 7 2700 Upto 4.1GHz, 16GB RAM, 512GB NVMe SSD, AMD Radeon R7 430, DVDRW, DisplayPort, Wi-Fi, Bluetooth, Windows 10 Pro")